"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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