Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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