I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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