Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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