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At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
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