ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Having a random hookup so left but love u
If that was your dad, he is hot
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
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