He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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