Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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