Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
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