Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
I believe in your delicious
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
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