Is it normal to miss your booty call?
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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