Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
What drink are we having for lunch?
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
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