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say what?
wanna hang out?
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
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