Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
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