therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
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