so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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