They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
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