Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
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i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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