ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I think your dad took our porno
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
Randomize
