As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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