I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
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