they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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