You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
is wine microwaveable?
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Randomize
