You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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