soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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