so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
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