Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
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