Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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