How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
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