NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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