If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
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