Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
