I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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