I must be too annoying 4 u.
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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