Fuck appropriateness.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Randomize
