with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
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