scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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