There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
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