She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
Randomize
