doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
I am apparently in rockville maryland. I just threw up my tater tots I had fro brunch in a safeway parking lot. Then ordered a pizza. Pepperoni and pineapple. I'm sitting in the parking lot, next to my barf, waiting for my pizza. WOOF. Someone just gave me an oxycontin tab. Can u come get me? I'm scared
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
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