were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
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