thus making me awesome and them whores
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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