So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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