I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
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