is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
sex in a hospital.. check
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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