Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
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