Duck Duck Cougar?
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Randomize
