I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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