after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
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