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The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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