I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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